Anoopa's a writer and a friend;
Fretting and fuming, one day, she gave vent,
"Publishers today are Scrooges,
Unwilling to pay the right wages,
I met one today, a case in point,
Who runs a pretty renowned joint,
3 articles, he asked me if could write,
About life,love, and all things bright;
The fellow had the gall
To offer me 1000 bucks for all three - that's all!
So I told him that articles, for that money, I'd give him three other,
A, An and The".
Fretting and fuming, one day, she gave vent,
"Publishers today are Scrooges,
Unwilling to pay the right wages,
I met one today, a case in point,
Who runs a pretty renowned joint,
3 articles, he asked me if could write,
About life,love, and all things bright;
The fellow had the gall
To offer me 1000 bucks for all three - that's all!
So I told him that articles, for that money, I'd give him three other,
A, An and The".

Hahahhaha! I cannot believe you still remember this, friend.
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